she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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