I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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