I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He better not be in your backpack
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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