I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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