i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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