My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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