How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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