hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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