Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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