It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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