Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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