# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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