butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Will you blow on my dice?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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