He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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