Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Randomize
