bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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