Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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