How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Vodka?
Forever.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
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