We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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