i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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