careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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