So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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