Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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