But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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