I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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