Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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