If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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