idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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