So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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