ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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