She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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