Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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