Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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