the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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