We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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