we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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