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Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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