is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
we should paint friendship bongs
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