Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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