Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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