Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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