physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
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I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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