Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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