he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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