She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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