Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
23 Tweets I Thought Were Really Funny When I Was Drunk Yesterday
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.