It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I love you. Go after that dick
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
FUCK WHALES
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