weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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