i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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