speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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