I'm jealous of your bromance
someone get that fucking seahorse.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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