this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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