I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Operation Purity has been aborted
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
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