he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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