Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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