i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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