David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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